I yoinked this from masonraymond21 but i've seen it other places too.

I've decided to, as much as possible, answer the question with pictures.

Because pictures are worth 1000 words?

Or something like that?

( This way to way too many pictures )

I wrote this ages ago for some prompt meme thing I was going to do but never finished. The pairing was randomly generated, and so I don't really know how well this actually works. 
Plus it's super short and weird. But. It's a thing.

Pairing: Seabrook/Crosby
Words: ~330
Rating: Adult?

( Read if you want? )